摘要
It is a fact universally acknowledged that as soon as I bend down to scoop up dog poop into a biodegradable bag,an unleashed brown poodle will materialize out of nowhere and attack me and my two leashed animals.Both will lose their little doggy minds and instantly devolve from overfed lap dog to snarling wolf while I struggle to maintain my balance,hold on to their leashes,and keep a grip on the poo bag.It's not a dignified position to be in,and Fve become accustomed to the laughter of the other dog owner as they shake with mirth at the sight of their beloved little pet leaping for my throat while my dogs bay lustfully for让s blood.The smaller the poodle,the more fervent the attack.
